How to drink zodiac signs It's time to raise...

How to drink zodiac signs

It's time to raise the glasses, because tomorrow is Friday and ahead of a long free life, consisting of Saturday and Sunday. But if you're going to drink surrounded by unfamiliar people, safety recommends to look sobutyl′nikam in the Passport to see your date of birth. And then little did.

Capricornus
The consciousness of a drunken Ibex is calculated by a simple formula: in the tenth degree plus the root of common sense multiplied by negative one. The condition occurs after the third shot glasses and does not change regardless of the number of drunk. Closed and cautious Capricorn drunk turns to the soul of the company, which has generously lavishes compliments and good-naturedly responds to podkolki. Don't get fooled! The catch is that this morning svoloč

Aquarius
Drunk Aquarius is able to turn the world not distracting on such trifles as the pivot point. He grabs a sheet of paper and gives birth to the divine line, rushes to the canvas and three strokes included in the history of world art, composing a revolutionary economic models or creates a new religion. But, unfortunately, that nobody has ever seen. As the drunken Aquarius. Because usually just a drunken Aquarius says: "here it is, and I went to sleep.

Fish
If the fish-saw, keep at a distance. If fish saw much-run. Drunken Fish going through the entire range of emotions for four minutes, then repeats this cycle, until able to wiggle the gills. Only that she sobbed in the corner, because nobody likes, but after thirty seconds are already gleefully jumps on chairs waving cowards above her head and tossing on his drinking. As well as recounting just heard an anecdote from the first person in

Aries
The first rule of drinking with Ovnami: never drink with Ovnami. If you already drink with Ovnami, try to plant next to a sober Aquarius to you at the time led off. Otherwise, you risk waking up in Leningrad (wherever that town is), then it turns out that yesterday you married elderly teacher of Russian language and offended a good man in a black hat faux fur. While Aries will compassionately review

Taurus
Drunk Taurus always pretends that he is sober. Even if the Taurus crawling on the floor like a snail, leaving a wet trail is still confident that the evening has just begun. Do Calves there is an immutable rule: take everything out of your life. All the money, all sex and to house-full Cup. This applies equally to alcohol. If you are going to drink together with Calf, not save, otherwise risk to hear something like, "Went the fool for vodka-it one and will bring." CDF

Gemini
Notorious duality of Gemini at the stage of alcohol recedes, bringing to the fore one of the alter ego. And here is how lucky. On the mountain can get fun Kitty with a microphone and a summary "you sing wonderfully!" or dark isčadie of hell, which is not just hates everyone around, but in every way seeks to destroy them. In the second case, vis-à-vis the twin risks to learn a lot about their appearance, about their abilities and their life

Cancer
Water cancer-the only way to learn it for real. Členistonogij master of deception drunk open world and finally ceases to be embarrassed. If with a roller on the spontaneous sex sober Cancer-with an asterisk, then drunk almost Cancer in some stockings and all lit up. Of course, the morning jump right back again to his Cancer chitin and be there silently locking teeth suffer.

LION
The drunk Lion is no different from the Lion-headed. Unless the number of decibels is increased in direct proportion to the number of drunk. Sober lion narrating about his prowess, adventures and victories, occasionally pausing to breathe a bit of air. And here's a drunken Lion Air absolutely nowhere. Drunken Lion needed for the umpteenth time to tell the story of the series "what I am cool, Lord, because in a company of 20 people was one lost memory ACC

Virgo
Why drink Virgin-absolutely incomprehensible. May the soul of drunken Virgins temporarily out of the body in order to wander through green fields with violets and grazing unicorns. In our sinful world Virgin passes three required steps: "Ya Takaya pyanaya» (after the first drink)," I love you so "(in the middle of the night) and" where's the aspirin? " (in the morning). Young Virgo a hangover in the morning may find that it is no longer a Virgo, but details will not remember ever. Very convenient, BTW.

Weight scales
Scales are afraid to drink but love. Because only in a drunken state they stop, finally, weigh around and come into harmony with the surrounding world. The eternal quest of a bright ideal temporarily cease, because this is the situation where there are no ugly women. Stupid men, by the way, is too. All such nice fellows, Bunny and seals, which is totally incomprehensible, as might scoff at for so many years in aesthetic opposition to the universe. The truth is that in the morning

Scorpius
Scorpio gets exactly to the point of courage, and then dramatically slows, continuing to pour others, simultaneously iezuitski prišeptyvaâ I have a light hand. He's lying! Scorpions are very, very heavy hand, and they are like the neighing over how their victims are trying to get back on its feet. If you plan to poison Scorpion specifically, for example, to get him to sleep or ferret out some information, it is better to zastrelites′ immediately. Because he will say: "Yes, to

Sagittarius
Sagittarius is an alcoholic. Or an abstainer. Because the Sagittarian life failed. Or failed. Generally, it is not clear how to drink with Sagittarius. In the first case, not enough health. In the second case you die of boredom about half lecture about the dangers of consumption of alcohol solutions. But be that as it may, hitting a table with Sagittarius, do everything just as he said. Argue with him-he is bad or you shoot or be offended, most is incomparably worse.