How to drink zodiac signs
It's time to raise the glasses, because tomorrow is Friday and ahead of a long free life, consisting of Saturday and Sunday. But if you're going to drink surrounded by unfamiliar people, safety recommends to look sobutyl′nikam in the Passport to see your date of birth. And then little did.
Capricornus
The consciousness of a drunken Ibex is calculated by a simple formula: in the tenth degree plus the root of common sense multiplied by negative one. The condition occurs after the third shot glasses and does not change regardless of the number of drunk. Closed and cautious Capricorn drunk turns to the soul of the company, which has generously lavishes compliments and good-naturedly responds to podkolki. Don't get fooled! The catch is that this morning svoloč
Aquarius
Drunk Aquarius is able to turn the world not distracting on such trifles as the pivot point. He grabs a sheet of paper and gives birth to the divine line, rushes to the canvas and three strokes included in the history of world art, composing a revolutionary economic models or creates a new religion. But, unfortunately, that nobody has ever seen. As the drunken Aquarius. Because usually just a drunken Aquarius says: "here it is, and I went to sleep.
Fish
If the fish-saw, keep at a distance. If fish saw much-run. Drunken Fish going through the entire range of emotions for four minutes, then repeats this cycle, until able to wiggle the gills. Only that she sobbed in the corner, because nobody likes, but after thirty seconds are already gleefully jumps on chairs waving cowards above her head and tossing on his drinking. As well as recounting just heard an anecdote from the first person in
Aries
The first rule of drinking with Ovnami: never drink with Ovnami. If you already drink with Ovnami, try to plant next to a sober Aquarius to you at the time led off. Otherwise, you risk waking up in Leningrad (wherever that town is), then it turns out that yesterday you married elderly teacher of Russian language and offended a good man in a black hat faux fur. While Aries will compassionately review
Taurus
Drunk Taurus always pretends that he is sober. Even if the Taurus crawling on the floor like a snail, leaving a wet trail is still confident that the evening has just begun. Do Calves there is an immutable rule: take everything out of your life. All the money, all sex and to house-full Cup. This applies equally to alcohol. If you are going to drink together with Calf, not save, otherwise risk to hear something like, "Went the fool for vodka-it one and will bring." CDF
Gemini
Notorious duality of Gemini at the stage of alcohol recedes, bringing to the fore one of the alter ego. And here is how lucky. On the mountain can get fun Kitty with a microphone and a summary "you sing wonderfully!" or dark isčadie of hell, which is not just hates everyone around, but in every way seeks to destroy them. In the second case, vis-à-vis the twin risks to learn a lot about their appearance, about their abilities and their life
Cancer
Water cancer-the only way to learn it for real. Členistonogij master of deception drunk open world and finally ceases to be embarrassed. If with a roller on the spontaneous sex sober Cancer-with an asterisk, then drunk almost Cancer in some stockings and all lit up. Of course, the morning jump right back again to his Cancer chitin and be there silently locking teeth suffer.
LION
The drunk Lion is no different from the Lion-headed. Unless the number of decibels is increased in direct proportion to the number of drunk. Sober lion narrating about his prowess, adventures and victories, occasionally pausing to breathe a bit of air. And here's a drunken Lion Air absolutely nowhere. Drunken Lion needed for the umpteenth time to tell the story of the series "what I am cool, Lord, because in a company of 20 people was one lost memory ACC
Virgo
Why drink Virgin-absolutely incomprehensible. May the soul of drunken Virgins temporarily out of the body in order to wander through green fields with violets and grazing unicorns. In our sinful world Virgin passes three required steps: "Ya Takaya pyanaya» (after the first drink)," I love you so "(in the middle of the night) and" where's the aspirin? " (in the morning). Young Virgo a hangover in the morning may find that it is no longer a Virgo, but details will not remember ever. Very convenient, BTW.
Weight scales
Scales are afraid to drink but love. Because only in a drunken state they stop, finally, weigh around and come into harmony with the surrounding world. The eternal quest of a bright ideal temporarily cease, because this is the situation where there are no ugly women. Stupid men, by the way, is too. All such nice fellows, Bunny and seals, which is totally incomprehensible, as might scoff at for so many years in aesthetic opposition to the universe. The truth is that in the morning
Scorpius
Scorpio gets exactly to the point of courage, and then dramatically slows, continuing to pour others, simultaneously iezuitski prišeptyvaâ I have a light hand. He's lying! Scorpions are very, very heavy hand, and they are like the neighing over how their victims are trying to get back on its feet. If you plan to poison Scorpion specifically, for example, to get him to sleep or ferret out some information, it is better to zastrelites′ immediately. Because he will say: "Yes, to
Sagittarius
Sagittarius is an alcoholic. Or an abstainer. Because the Sagittarian life failed. Or failed. Generally, it is not clear how to drink with Sagittarius. In the first case, not enough health. In the second case you die of boredom about half lecture about the dangers of consumption of alcohol solutions. But be that as it may, hitting a table with Sagittarius, do everything just as he said. Argue with him-he is bad or you shoot or be offended, most is incomparably worse.
Friday, October 14, 2016
How to drink zodiac signs
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GREY AGATE carries the pure energy of mercury. Helps with...
GREY AGATE carries the pure energy of mercury. Helps with high mental loads, as well as those who speak hinders stuttering, lack of arguments or resourcefulness. Acting on the nervous system and brain, agate grey develops logical thinking, improves mental ability adds resourcefulness, helps you easily and clearly express their thoughts.
On a physical level-improves the reflexes and coordination of movements, reduces the manifestation of allergies in the upper airways, facilitates the intestinal disorders, psychosomatic nature. In the Zodiac-29 degrees Virgo.
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In Venice in perpetuity Time Fish ... she sleeps and does...
In Venice in perpetuity Time Fish ... she sleeps and does not know-Aquarius already merged ... #astroglas #prirodavremeni #astrology in the Hall of Justice. Justice viva! According to the laws of heaven. #antiromantictrip #venezia #travelgram @ Doge's Palace
13 October 16:45 TIME GMT-13 LUNAR DAY
Character day-wheel...
13 October 16:45 TIME GMT-13 LUNAR DAY
Character day-wheel which the Summit becomes a talisman, and transformed into a snake at the grassroots, kusaûŝuû its tail.
The swastika-inscribed posolon′ Wheel that rotates clockwise, the symbol of the movement of the Sun, energy circulation Chi (prana) through the channels of the body.
The swastika symbol is very ancient, appears in many ancient cultures. Unfortunately, in today's world, many associated primarily with the symbol of fascism-but there's a swastika blades rotated in an anti-clockwise direction-reverse the movement of the Sun as a symbol of the reversal of history, that they set as their goal.
Snake (sometimes Dragon) kusaûŝaâ his tail-Ouroboros is an ancient symbol of eternity and infinity, the cyclical nature of life: the alternation of creation and destruction, life and death, a constant rebirth and death.
In 13 Lunar day working aspect of 150 degrees relative to the beginning of the lunar month-back to what people would like to forget. On this day, it is necessary to show restraint, discipline, self-control and overcoming the fear of the unknown. Is study various complexes, many situations can be repeated, for example, remind people of the past. If forgotten context, means any questions not yet resolved and you want to return again.
For events of this day of great importance is the way the previous day was held. If the 12 lunar day enjoyed correctly then 13 day person can feel harmony in ourselves, get the magical protection, find spiritual brothers. Otherwise it remains the eternal quest, repeating their mistakes, boredom and longing.
Thus, a person renounces old either through destruction and forced back, either through gaining new harmony and establish their peace through purification, gaining protection.
This day is related to accumulation. This is a good day for any contact in a group for students.
Socially, the day can be very stressful for people who bear the burden and responsibility of the society in the social sphere, as well as for those responsible for other people in informal relations among friends and Associates-activates the duty Teacher to those who seek help.
In domestic terms is considered to be a good day it is best suitable for learning, group work, purchasing anything, cooking. Fails to travel and major undertakings.
Spiritually this day, mastering arcane knowledge, making round talismans and amulets, organization contacts, study, treatment advice, correction of past work with karma.
However, here it is very important not to overdo it, giving free rein to imagination. There is such a joke that one of those who sees himself in the past, secret temples, could make a huge population of the metropolis.
In the 13-th lunar day are encouraged to adjust their relationship with reality, apply protective signs, establish contacts with like-minded people. Also very useful to realize their creative potential and comprehend imposed on them the karmic limitations, finding ways of breaking the vicious circle of old mistakes. Good time for group events and meditation under the guidance of a guru.
You must learn to resist major temptations of this time-the desire to criticize the world indiscriminately and completely repudiate its past, seeking harmony, happiness and prosperity "where we don't have." He who does not pass through repentance and cleansing accompanying catharsis soul, doomed to forever chasing elusive fortune like a kitten for his tail.
It is believed that today any advice and criticism must be taken for granted and try to see and feel this deep sense.
It is also a day of rejuvenation, correction of program-may disappear moles, wrinkles (reduced is not recommended, it marks that failover disappear). There is an opportunity to just go from one level to another.
On materials of p. Globa "Lunar astrology»
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October 13
Aquarius
On this day the optimistic mood of...
October 13
Aquarius
On this day the optimistic mood of Aquarius can be marred by petty disputes, defamation, negative trends. This may be as a "bombshell". Not worth the attention focus, because it is unlikely that you will suffer heavy damage, and it is unlikely that all of this will last long.
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🌔14 Moon sutki🌖
waning gibbous
Thursday, 16:40 13.10...
🌔14 Moon sutki🌖
waning gibbous
Thursday, 16:40 13.10.2016 on 17:05 14.10.2016
Pipe symbol.
Stones-jacinth, Sapphire.
Very powerful energy day, equally good and unfavorable. Good luck day for new beginnings, for decisive steps to achieve some goal. Active and motivated people will feel "at ease". All cases started today, succeed. All designed to target positive action benefit. The energy flow is large, use the power of today to the maximum.
Strong energy can affect your wellbeing. Many in this day immersed in melancholy, gloom. On this day, accounted for a large percentage of suicides. Aggravated the phobia, you might encounter a mania of persecution. The best cure for suddenly surging sadness is the physical load. Play sports or general cleaning. Banish boredom and gloom away, otherwise their depression can be bogged down for a long time. Laze contraindicated. Sloth
Spend the day an important and voluminous. Work with information. Today she has a lot of influence. Accidentally read a headline in a newspaper or inadvertently heard the phrase may play a big role in the situation. Worth a listen to the advice of others. Some devote their energies gaining secret knowledge. Such people, if they make sufficient effort, opens the third eye. Today, you can pray and meditate, but a little. Carried away, WH
Health and nutrition. Today, it is useful to be cleaned both spiritually and physically. Vulnerable body becomes the intestine. Try cleaning, you can also get rid of the toxins in the stomach. Useful ' dry ' fasting, because the fluid in the fourteenth lunar day carry negative energy. It is believed that any absorbed liquid contaminates the body, so try to drink less. Discard the sweet and bitter, prefer salt. You can eat nuts
Overeat today is not recommended. Better to give up alcohol and smoking. It is not recommended to overload the vision. The disease that emerged today, pass easily, but usually entail the other. To break the chain of disease must be treated before the end. The appearance of the first symptoms improve — still not a reason to discontinue treatment. Also watch your words and deeds. Perform the promised deal, forgiving debts, offenders and don't hurt themselves
Love and relationships. A good day for any kind of communication. Take time to relatives, communicate not only with the people, but also with colleagues and partners. Today people are determined and think rationally. Use their willingness to share information fully. Day fails to marriages and divorces. Enclosed in this day of marriage might lead to a breach of warm family relations or rupture with relatives.
Today is the day of various kinds of temptations, including sexual. You might encounter a strong attraction to a person of the opposite sex, even a bad friend. Intimacy is allowed, but you must know when to stop. For the conception of fourteenth lunar day is coming. Born will preserve the ancestral spirits.
Work and creativity. Do not miss the date! Be active and hardworking. Safely share your ideas, bring out the proposals at public meetings. You may want to discuss some issues with superiors. Colleagues today are also work, so any case can be run collectively. Proceed with the implementation of new projects. Careerists must be careful. Today, the bosses after their subordinates and may award the prize or upgraded
Today, you all will pan out. Boldly solve financial issues, make new partners. With the success of real estate will take place. You can change the place of work or occupation, to go on vacation or a business trip. Any trip today. Detectives, detectives and police also are lucky. Most crimes are easily revealed. Creative people are experiencing an extraordinary burst of inspiration. Research assistants are on on
Born on this day all my life looking for his calling because feels that he is born to a mission. He is charismatic and often successful. It has a high impact strength and is able to captivate the crowd behind him. Born in the fourteenth lunar day people are very intelligent and even clever. They can go for authoritative person, but complete obedience from them is not worth waiting. Such people are ready for the feat, internally they are clean, but brezglivy.
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Birthday October 13
Characteristics of people born on October 13...
Birthday October 13
Characteristics of people born on October 13
Fate: Today, born courageous, hard-working people with highly developed intuition. They are inclined to mysticism and the occult sciences, as well as exhibit psychic abilities. Such qualities they can realize in religious affairs, philosophy, healing. Labour - their chief assistant in achieving the objectives.
Mystery birthday: Professional activities for those born on October 13 - a serious and responsible sphere of life. Career is the primary, and the pride of the results of their work and encourages them to spur on new achievements. They better not be among the enemy, they are cruel and dangerous, their speed and audacity - the perfect weapon in the fight against resistance. Their dictatorial demand complete submission to their requirements. They are very important cons Features
Restless and anxious themselves, born October 13 can not bring peace and joy to the lives of loved ones. Although it is ironic, but nevertheless they are capable of generosity, tenderness and care in respect of family members. If you look at the essence, the born October 13 tough and critical of yourself first. And despite their strictness, their criticality becomes a breeding ground for conflicts both at home and in the working moments. They are usually successful in business. When it is necessary
They find it difficult to accept defeat and, even more so, to accept it and bounce back. However, in practice the confrontation and negative experiences, on the contrary, pushing them to the growth and future success. The same applies to internal processes when introspection by contradictory statements finally leads to true inner motives. Born October 13 must first understand yourself, then to build a multi-faceted and complex relationships with others. They should be easier to treat
Health: Stress - the main enemy born October 13, they are the source of many health problems. Born October 13 prefer alcohol, nicotine and other substances to fight depression, rather than turn to more useful things. Therefore, the ratio of drug to be wary. Excessive medication does not lead to good. Such methods allow to relax a temporary effect, and then
Tip: Learn to relax. Recreation for you - a vital necessity, take a vacation, and even a couple of days of rest will give a positive result. To meet their desires - of course, not be afraid of this. Everyone makes mistakes, do not reproach yourself for mistakes. The road to happiness is through them. Be wary of complacency, as this may be a simple illusion. Acquire new goals and form a plan to achieve them, with the timing and results. Conceived
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